for zhenyi
I have a funny colleague named Zhenyi aka Eldi.
Why is her name 'Eldi'? Because its the opposite of 'Idle'.
Anyway, she's not only always 'idling', she's also super slow one. If there is a 'Slowest Eating Contest', i tink she will win without competition.
Its no wonder why her msn nick is a 'small tortoise' coz it really fits her damn perfectly lor. Sometimes i jio her for lunch, i will tell her to get ready at 12.30pm so that we can start preparing her wallet and tissue paper :P
Recently, i found some very interesting stuff about her coincidentally. There are actually 2 things that she does at an amazingly high speed (faster than normal people).
1. Dragonboating ~ though nothing really surprising la, since she had been doing it for years. Bt wonder why she is still taking so long to hv her meals since she had been doing it for years. ha ha ha.
2. When she is angry, she walks extremely fast. So fast that even Kennix who is 3 times taller than her cant catch up with her. I can almost believe that she's the reincarnation of Speedy Gonzales.
Anyway, she was really pissed last week and she took off at 200km/hr. And it just had to remind me of BEEP BEEP the road runner and Kennix looked like the bad guy behind her. ha ha ha ha...
Want to see how fast she is, make her angry! Worth the chance le!
5/5 popcorns!
posted @ 1:36 PM