Thursday, September 27, 2007
Embarassing things only happen to me!
Yes! It's true!
But i choose to believe that it happens to everyone except that they don't tell people about it or i dunno enough normal people!
It's like a curse. After having an almost normal and peaceful life for like two weeks, something had to happen again!
Yesterday i was wearing my brand new Mphosis pants which cost a freaking $59 that i just bought last week. And i was going to harbourfront from HQ, as i hailed a cab, open the cab door, i heard a 'Piak' sound. SHIT!
The pants split! at the most sensitive part!
I have to clarify that the pants is not tight ok! its just right hor! so it just shows how bad the stitches were. *Lesson- Mphosis sells really lousy sub standard stuff which cant even withstand going up the cab!
And i had to hobble (while covering that freaking hole!) to Cold Storage to buy a sewing kit and then went to the toilet to take off that damn pants to sew the hole.
As i was sewing the hole, a woman came into the toilet and she had to go into the cubicle next to mine (outta like 10 other empty cubicles) and she started FARTING!
Its not like one fart ok, its like a series!!!and i bet she's shitting or ls-ing as well. And I cant get out! coz my pants are in my hands~ and i had to sew at record speed!!! before i can escape from the smell and noise!
Are u amazed at my 'adventures' as well?
posted @ 9:37 PM