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Tuesday, August 7, 2007
The funny tales of Mr Tan
As birds of the same type tend to flock together, there are many funny people in my life. The guy closest to me is mr tan. Mr tan is so lame to an extent that sometimes u couldn’t help but laugh.
These are some really unforgettable incidents…

1. driving without shoes on
mr tan has this habit of removing his shoes when he drives. Thus one day, he was going somewhere so he removed his shoes and started driving to his destination. When he reached his destination, he realized that his shoes were gone!!! Thus, he had no choice but to drive back home again..and ta-da! his shoes were placed neatly at the lot where he last parked. Ha ha ha! Silly mr tan, he took off his shoes, closed his door and drove off without realizing that his shoes is outside. I think he probably mistook his car for his house :P

2. watermelon tales
one day mr tan went grocery shopping. When he reached home, he started to unload his shopping from the car boot. He placed the watermelon on the floor first and unloaded the rest of the stuff. Then he realized that his watermelon was gone!!! Then he realized that it had rolled under the car. Mr tan didn’t dare to drive his car out for fear of crushing the watermelon, thus he spent the next half hour trying to get the watermelon out using his umbrella. Hehe…

3. rolex
mr and mrs tan both owned a Thailand patpong Rolex Watch. They were quite proud of it thus they will always wear it when they go out. Once, they went to China, Jiu Zai Gou for a holiday. As they were strolling along the lake, admiring the scenery, mr tan accidentally kicked a small round piece of glass on the floor. As his usual curious self, he picked up the glass and exclaimed to mrs tan ‘wah! I think looks like from a watch le!’ mrs tan hurriedly brushed it off and said ‘oei! So dirty! Dun anyhow pick things up from the floor la!’ they then proceeded up the tour bus and continued their journey. At this moment, mr tan looked his watch and realized the round glass was from his own rolex watch  ha ha ha! But it was too late to get it back now.

Do u find mr tan funny? He is none other than my dear dad.
Sometimes we are so exasperated with him that we dunno whether to laugh or cry.
Nevertheless, mr and mrs tan are now touring south east asia, so expect more funny tales!!! and i hope they have a really fun and enjoyable holiday! :)


posted @ 10:15 AM