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Friday, March 7, 2008
i am such a great influence
sometimes, i think i am in the wrong job.
i think i would do better if i were a priest, politician, telemarketeer, insurance agent or some other irritating professions because i am so darn good at influencing people.
just recently, i influenced a naive 18 yr old girl to quit her job after 1 month because i hypnotised her to believe that she's working for the reincarnation of the evil stepmother and she will nag her to death of she does not quit soon.
it feels so great to be able to influence people successfully. actually i first discovered this natural talent when i was in sec 3. at tat time, i was also very unlucky to be in the same class with another reincarnation of the evil stepsister. (actually, all the nice people will usually have those xiao ren aka evil people around them just like cinderella else very hard to tell that they are nice if there is no comparison) Anyway, her name is dxwn chix. i can remember her name forever coz i had always been a goody two shoes in school lor but she totally spoilt my image. Someone brought a 'crude joke book' to school one day and lent it to her. So she was reading in at the comp lab and kena caught by the teacher. And she kept insisting that it was my book. At that time it was very big deal one lei, its like kena caught for possessing hardcore porn DVD coz that time there was no internet so we have never heard of words such as 'blowjob, anal sex' etc before. So even when the book is just jokes and no illustrations at all, it is still very exciting one.
Then the matter became very big lor, until my mom got to go to school to explain and the worse fucking thing is that her mom called my mom to ask me to stay away from her daughter coz i am a bad INFLUENCE and i CORRUPT her daughter. *roll eyes* And i became like a very famous sex-professor in school coz i read all the sex jokes.
anyway, i was really really pissed after that but i think she's more pitiful coz we ended up in the same class in JC again and she didnt had any friends in the 2 years coz i was a more powerful influence. heh heh heh
AND the worse thing is, i saw her face on THE NEW PAPER again abt 2-3 years ago, and she still look the same lor. Most people will look prettier one mah..but..she hor.. i can only say no comments. heh heh heh.
Anyway, the moral of the story is bad influence is better than no influence right? And people must listen to me then i can influence them one mah.
Maybe I am really in the wrong profession...
posted @ 11:58 PM
someone who loves to eat tofu,