Saturday, December 22, 2007
fashion police
Ok guys, i admit i am not perfect in my fashion sense. and i dun hv a perfect figure to show off. (zy, where is the perfect waist u promised me when i start dragonboat??!!!).
but hor, i think i love fashion too much (together with too much clothes, too much trashy magazines reading, too much online forum reading) to at least self appoint myself to be a fashion police la.
and i also love helping people mah. i dun like to gossip about people behind their backs mah..so now i hope to share my very fabulous fashion sense with all my friends lor so they dun make fashion mistakes and force me to gossip abt them which is no good de.
unfortunately, fashion mistakes will stay in people's mind for a very long time le! just like we will forever remember CT's high waisted pants or high waisted briefs. Very pitiful one.
actually i also want to hao lian a bit, coz i ever have people telling me that they want to rob my wardrobe le *hehehe*
Fashion Mistake that I see EVERYDAY
1. wearing clothes that are too small
actually i dun understand why people live in self denial. i am not small size at all but i tink its ok to be a size 8 or M mah. last time i was also a size L, nothing to be ashamed about. but its better to wear a fitting size rather than wear a small size and expose the 'three layer meat' rite. and exposing the three layer meat or having unsightly bulges is really ugly le, its like having 3 or 4 layers of breasts. Ermm. i am nt a boobs person la, bt i wonder if any boobs person will be turned on by that sight. hehehe. guys, pls tell me..
2. more than one pattern
this is very serious le. i tink this person should take out the brain and wash thoroughly like 500 times. how can u wear checkers with stripes or striped shirt with striped pants. Dun think that the stripes are very small or thin or nearly invisible lor, coz i can see very clearly one. then i cant stand some guys who wears striped shirts with checker ties... if u already have striped something or checkers something, pls wear something plain along with it.
3. don’t over-indulge
dangling earrings dun go with everything. especially if u are wearing some confusing pattern tops or with lots of frills etc, please dun add on the confusion with dangling, chunky earrings! u look like a xmas tree. Or when u are at some event, looking sporty or casual, chunky earrings just spell wrong wrong and more wrong
4. high waisted pants
Only CT is forgiveable for this, because our stringent checks has proven that he indeed has a short torso and long (bt actually nt so long coz he is nt very tall) legs.
but high waisted pants are super out so keep them at home unless the fashion is in again okies!
to be continued..... remember..the fashion police exists for your own good. hohoho!
now gng for ktv... merry xmas!
posted @ 5:45 PM