Wednesday, February 20, 2008
himbo's alter-ego
recently, i made a very shocking discovery!
while browsing my usual girls' forums, i stumbled upon himbo's another blog! *gasp*
pls look at the blog here www.sibehsibehsian.blogspot.com
i have asked all of himbo's friends and not one person has doubts that IT IS HIM. the writing style is so him, the work place is so him, the lifestyle is so him lor!
u know hor..if one person dun like you, maybe its that person's problem..but hor..if everyone dun like you hor..then maybe its your problem le mah!
so hor if everyone thinks sibeh sian is himbo then it MUST be himbo lor.
and as usual, himbo will deny its him coz look at his blog (click Chungtai on the right bookmarks). Its like we havent even say anything, he is so quick to jump to his own defence liao. It just screams 做贼心虚right.
but hor, to backup what i have just said. i will show concrete evidence why himbo is sibeh sian.
1.
sibehsian says "I had chee cheong fun this morning, very nice :D! But I think a bit chao sng, because after that I kept lao sai. Haha."
that is so himbo lor. coz if CT eats sour chee cheong fun, he will jus think that he has mistaken vinegar for sweet sauce and will still eat the sour chee cheong fun one.
2.
sibehsian says "I met up with Sushi Eating Friend yesterday, and told her about the many virtues of my New Colleague. For some reason, she got upset and stormed off. I really, really don’t understand women."
that is exactly what happens the last time when he peeped at zy's sms lor. after reading and making zy angry, himbo is still in a daze. huh?!
3.
sibehsian says " Like I say, I am not a person to gossip, and is thus appalled by their groundless assumptions. I mean, just because she graduated from some hair care university doesn’t mean she can’t be a good worker. I am a Man with an Open Mind, and I shall keep my mind open. Figuratively of course."
1st incident: ~ himbo aka CT has such an open mind that yesterday on msn, he told us (me, zy and ck) that he is always distracted during dragonboat coz he is always trying to see if km's penis is peeking out of his skimpy shorts.
2nd incident:~ last yr during our company retreat, we were asked to find a word to describe service excellence and all CT could tink of is 'karma sutra' coz its all abt satisfaction. Isnt CT sibehsian? their minds are the same as Bart simpsons one..coz 99.9999% of the time, they are thinking abt sex.
4.
sibehsian says " felt very bad for making the Toilet Cleaning Auntie clean up my mess the other day. I really, really wanted to clean up, but fled in a moment of weakness because the stench was just too deadly."
does this remind u of CT's deadly urine (other people's one) and detergent stained crumpler bag? ewkkS!
5.
sibehsian says "The only exception is Ms Tan. She was the only one who didn’t look like she hasn’t shitted in days. But that’s because she looked like she haven’t shitted in years. I was at the unfortunate end of yet another verbal lashing session in her office."
doesnt ms tan feels familiar? the forever constipated face? the verbal lashing?
how can things be so coincidental one?
and got so many examples that he is sibehsian lor. just that sibehsian also does things that CT has imagined. Just like the standard chartered run..CT love participating in these races mah..bt he couldnt go previously coz of his knee injury..so he imagined he ran and wrote his imagination in his sibehsian's blog.
is this a kind of illness?
after the Fei Mao's incident. i do am getting more worried for CT.
PS. sibehsian has nt updated his blog for sometime already. the reason is because we are monitoring CT's action very closely in office. so he gt no chance to blog coz if u read sibehsian hor..he blog during office hours in his cubicle one.
will investigate and come up with more evidences. :)
posted @ 12:45 AM
someone who loves to eat tofu,