porn @ china palace
as highly recommended by ms k, i went to watch this art flick 'Summer Palace' over the weekend. i like to watch R(A) movies coz it shows that i'm a very artistic person and its like i'm very high class like that mah. ha ha ha!
anyway after two and half torturous hours, the conclusion is - *drums roll*
this is just cheap china porn about 2 super plain and screwed up people.
i really cant understand why they can be shown at Cannes le! the only reason i can think of is coz normal porn use prettier girls so they are not 'real' enough to be arty. ha ha ha!
so if u want to produce this type of supposedly 'high class porn' - just need to get two very plain people and in between hor, put some footages like war, riots...to make it look like it has some depth. ha ha ha! (tips: can get footages from bbc etc so dun even hv to waste money to shoot it) ha ha ha!
before i watched this movie, mr c was telling that he was very shocked to see a scene showing a guy's penis coz he had never seen a movie showing a guy's penis before! ha ha ha! that was really funny. so i recommended mr c to watch schindler's list coz can see many guy's penises (of diff shapes and sizes somemore) when the guys were stripped and queuing for the gas chamber. mr c, hope that makes u real happy? ha ha ha!
anyway there is no big deal about the super redundant scene lor. i think they only have that scene coz they want to create this big hoo-haa about the leads showing their private parts *roll eyes*. and oh my, the guy is really hairy- and u cant really see anything except for the hair la. according to ms k, she can observe that his hair (@ the nether regions) is neatly combed before the shoot. woah i'm so impressed with ms k's close observance coz that scene is so fast and she can still catch it, can see that she really look closely at every scene. ha ha ha!
anyway this is really a junk movie la! u can give it a miss.
unless u hv a thing for hairy men. ha ha ha!
posted @ 5:36 PM